Normally I try not to duplicate on my blog what I post on Pfitz’s Pfunnies, and this isn’t particularly library related, but it CAN be classified as “intellectual humor” and it keeps making me laugh, so I want to share it.

It’s even funnier if you read it out loud. To someone else. While drinking coffee. :-D

Latin Seizures

Carpe Diem – Seize the Day
Carpet Diem – Seize the carpet
Carpayment Diem – Seize the checkbook
Carpe Duh – Seize an idiot
Carp Diem – Fish of the day
Crampy Diem – Seize the Midol
Carpe Diet – Seize the rice cake
Carpal Diem – Seize the knuckles
Carpe Dig’Em – Seize the chips ‘n dip
Carpe Carp – Seize the fish
Carpe Diem – Complain daily
Carpe Per Diem – Seize the check
Carpe Canem – Seize the dog
Carpe Devo – Seize the record
Carpe Calypso – Seize the DAY-O
Sharpei Diem – Sieze the wrinkled dog